hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

from mean to cute

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

panicatthegym:

gwenlightened:

I want this written across my ceiling.

I will not be small so you can be big

Pet peeve of mine like you don’t need to spread yourself out to prove your manliness like no (and yeah I know it’s an evolutionary thing etc but but but )

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

felixdawkins:

"If you haven’t heard of the Bechdel Test, it’s a test of gender representation in the media. It has three criteria: a) there must be at least two women, who b) talk to each other, c) about something other than a man. Only half of all movies pass this test, most often because the female characters never talk to each other; they are defined by their relationships with men. By contrast, female characters and their relationships with each other are so central to the story of Orphan Black that [it] not only passes the Bechdel Test, but fails the reverse of the [it]." (x)

jennifermorris:

EVERY WEEK

dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

image

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

cloneclubsandwich:

leekie doesn’t think cosima and delphine’s science puns are funny

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

Catherine Deneuve during the filming of La costanza della ragione, in Italy, 1964.Photo by Angelo Frontoni

brittanaibelieveinyou:

dragonkazooie:

kinds of pairings i’m all about

  • height differences
  • high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
  • happy one with the grumpy one

bonus points if

  • the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
  • the short one is the grumpy one
  • the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy

kinds of pairings i’m all about

  • BRI
  • TTA
  • NA

bonus points if

  • HE
  • YA

unimpressed2chainz:

people who say blacks instead of black people are just in a hurry cause they have a white nationalist meeting to go to